THE CICADAS ARE COMMING!!!

Gosh they are so gross so watch your back!!

Newly-emerged (teneral) adult cicadas may be collected around midnight, as they are emerging from the ground and molting. These soft, white cicadas should be blanched (like vegetables from your garden that you are preparing to put in the freezer), or they will bruise and discolor. To blanch teneral cicadas, boil about one minute then drain. At this point, they may be frozen for storage, if desired.

i cant believe ppl will actually eat those things....

YUM?

I donno if i find this funny beacuse i am italian or because it is seriously funny...but you have to laugh!

I am an Italiano.

One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !

so yea you prob didnt laugh but its cool...just decided to check in and let you know that life is fine and dandy...so have a BEAUtiful day

so why did i even bother getting up at all today?

So my alarm goes off this morning, and i am like...no way still tired. so i sleep for another hour and a half and get up and take my time getting ready and take sis to school. Get there around 830 and sit in class. We do nothing of course bc we had a sub...same sub ive had for 3 days..my ex-priest!! Father Nathan...it was just too weird, the 1st day he was my math sub and he was mean, but then he subbed in my SAT prep class and he was just really wierd and immature, it was funny. But i am definitely tired of seeing him around so the teachers better be back tom.

So yea sub in 3rd period too and then newspaper so i did NOTHING all day. It was pointless...why have school when you could be getting things done at home? it just felt like a waste..not that i want to do work, but i hate wasting time too.

Its moms bday so we went out to eat...sorry alli that i cant go to youth group, sometime soon i promise!!

so besides the fact that i have no homework today...the only other great thing i can think of is that smallville is on tonight...i need to stop watching so much tv i know.

and thats the way the cookie crumbles...hope everyone had a supurb wednesday(hump day!)

Currently Playing Chariot By Gavin Degraw see related

What a super fun weekend! i loved it!

Fri night alli and i saw 13 going on 30....seriously it was one of the best movies ive ever seen...it made me feel all warm and mushy inside..i just loved it.Sure its one of your typical love stories, but those are the best...takes you away from the real world for a little while.

Saturday was a busy day...had to wake up early for the last track meet...tear...(not really), and then i came home and got ready to go out to Buckhead with my buddies. I hope everyone who went to prom had fun , i cant wait to hear all the details...but im pretty sure my night was just as fun!

I had to wake up early again this morning to go to church with jeff and his fam...it was nice, we went out to brunch afterwards and i showed him my prom dress...then i took my mom to the mall to do a bunch of returns, and then i had to work on a project.

Rachel's Question of the Day:

i was thinking about first impressions...I have no clue what kind of impression i give...it really depends on my mood...im thinking that most ppl see me as quiet...or dumb...or snobby...when they first meet me. Why do i think this? just because it seems to take ppl a while to "warm up" to me...sure im sorta shy but i can tell you that i am by no means snobby or dumb...i have alot of weird qualities though that dont seem to really go together...like im really girly and like pink...yet i can be deep and wear black...sure i can sing and bop my head to Britney and Jessica Simpson...but i can get into the hardcore rock stuff too...i donno its just weird bc there isnt really a "definition" for me.Like sure i can be that fashionista, but sometimes i could care less...So yea back to the question....What was YOUR first impression of me?

Using bands' names, spell out your name.

R-red hot chili peppers, A-AcDc, C-coldplay, H-hoobastank, E-eagles?, L-linkin park

ap p e a r a n c e

Height: 5’2 (and 1/2!)

hair color: brown hair w/ blonde highlights
Skin color: white...represent

Eye color: brown
Piercings: ears...i used to have two but i got sick of it so now only 1.

Tattoos: none
ri g h t n o w

Whatcolor are the pants that you are wearing? red shorts

What song are you listening to right now? britney-everytime
What taste is in your mouth? mom's chicken

What's the weather like now? hot and sunny

How are you? ...super
Get motion sickness? unfortunately , yes...but only in cars and planes

Have a bad habit? cracking my neck...mom says its un-lady like

Like to drive? yes, especially by myself